Offtopic: any German speakers who can help translate jokes to English

[MFPA]

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Hi


On Tuesday 31 August 2010 at 3:47:24 PM, in
<mid:4C7D15FC.1070809 at gmail.com>, Ted Rolle Jr. wrote:


> "Subject: Offtopic:..."


Nothing's off-topic for this group.



> It doesn't have to be perfect!  I visit www.spitzenwitze.de and find
> good jokes there.  I don't get some of them because I'm not that
> familiar with colloquial German.  And some don't translate well, if at all.

Google translate certainly wrecks the jokes!


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