Can the NSA Crack GnuPG

[Robert J. Hansen]

> We've recently established that Einstein was wrong and that information can
> travel faster than light.

That noise you just heard was my train of thought going off the rails,
catching on fire, and hurtling like a fiery missile of kinetic death
into a nearby station.  I'm sorry, *what*?

If we're able to transmit information FTL then relativity is wrong wrong
*wrong*.  Are you sure that you're not reporting on the Bell inequality
experiments, where they were able to demonstrate instantaneous action
but in a way that was unable to be used for a communications channel?

Either way, you have my full attention.  :)